A: A small lie.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
A teacher presented each child in her class with the first half of a well-known proverb.The following were among the replies she received.
- Don't change horses . . . until they stop running.
- Strike while the . . . bug is close.
- It's always darkest before . . . Daylight Saving Time.
- Never underestimate . . . the power of termites.
- You can lead a horse to water but . . . How?
- Don't bite the hand that . . . looks dirty.
- No news is . . . impossible
- A miss is as good as a . . . Mr.
- You can't teach an old dog new . . . math.
- If you lie down with dogs . . . you'll stink in the morning.
Brilliant!
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